Talkative children and MAGA mayonnaise unite for another round of the internet's best.
From Taylor Swift's #Mayochella performance to millennial nostalgia and magical children, here are the tweets of the week.
What women do for beauty will frighten you.
How I sound in my head after my wax lady yanks the strip. pic.twitter.com/WRBiwYV7Th— IG: @azureenicole (@azureenicole) April 26, 2019
Let the children lead and you'll see we're all really just big children.
When keeping it real gets too real.
I’m dropping her off at the hospital in a fucking wicker basket pic.twitter.com/Qs9MPXp5RI— Faroshes Nik ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@jacaristar) May 2, 2019
Apparently, white boy can and will jump.
I refuse to let this video of Chris Evans successfully shooting his shot with a black girl die. pic.twitter.com/FZo7DPb2r3— tony stark ⎊ (@heyyitsjanea) May 1, 2019
Millennial nostalgia be like.
me talking about limewire pic.twitter.com/urbqFabMt1— 🌊 (@mattwhitlockPM) April 30, 2019
When the truth is in the context.
“Who all finna be there?” 😂 https://t.co/VAx6GtChPc— Thick Saban ✨ (@RaveenTheDream) April 30, 2019
I can tell you who it's not!
Dear black people, WHO THE FUCK— KY 🦍 (@_illxxst) April 30, 2019
IS BOO-BOO THE FOOL 🤔
Y'all don't play nice...
I hope he doesn't beat himself up over it. https://t.co/9rnj4mVusk— Torraine Walker (@TorraineWalker) April 30, 2019
If Taylor Swift and Beyoncé have nothing in common to you, just wait until you hear this brilliant child's breakdown of the two.
The truth in its purest form.
Colin Kaepernick was permanently blacklisted by the NFL for championing civil rights.— Dylan (@dyllyp) April 27, 2019
Nick Bosa was taken #2 overall in the NFL Draft after echoing white supremacist rhetoric.
No pooping on campus, Sally!
The greatest story ever told.
"Can I speak to your manager?"— Christina Grace (@C_GraceT) May 1, 2019
"I am the manager." pic.twitter.com/XxSsc1porb
Ms. Taylor tried it.
“My daddy Alabama, My Momma Super MAGA” pic.twitter.com/plGJJW92c1— JeauxVaughn 🤘🏾 (@Joveezyy) May 2, 2019
What more is there to say? You tweeted! you entertained! you gave life! Until next week, my people!
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