First of all, Twitter is hilarious AF. That much we've established. The latest posts to keep us rolling were "first of all" tweets. If you missed it or don't know what we're talking about, don't worry. We've compiled a list of some of the funniest ones. Sit back and start your week off with a laugh.
"I see that print in them grey sweats"— Tempa (RIP Depz) (@QuickTempa) October 14, 2017
First of all, that's my gun. Second of all I came here to rob you.
"Previously on-"— zannah (@notjustblondee) October 16, 2017
First of all, I've been watching for ten straight hours
"you suck at texting"— giorgia is unfazed (@itsgiorgiarose) October 15, 2017
first of all i don't even wanna talk to you
“I love the way your eyes water when u suck my dick”— miss keisha👻 (@lilnig666) October 13, 2017
First of all I’m depressed
"why you cockblockin me talking to your friend?"— mj (@chillmj_) October 14, 2017
first of all, she told me to
“I drink water all the time why aint my skin getting better?” First of all change your pillowcase.— Insta: dapo.law (@dapolawanson) October 14, 2017
Its been 5 months.
“I couldn’t wife a girl with a body count that’s more than 5”— Shadine (@Shadzmcmorris_) October 14, 2017
First of all, you and your 6 siblings have different dads.
"My ass getting fatter"— Sean (@Sean_O100) October 15, 2017
First of all so is the rest of you
Uber drivers: Where are we going?— TJ (@The_Mentalyst) October 16, 2017
"First of all, check the app."
Niggas be thinking they hitting it good because I screamed .... first of all, there's a roach on your wall— Liviaa (@itslivhoe) October 12, 2017
“Are you still watching"— Netflix US (@netflix) October 15, 2017
First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough
Me @ Starbucks: can I have a medium coffee— 🌻JAY🌻 (@JAYVERSACE) October 15, 2017
Cashier: you mean grande?
Me: first of all, I’m from the hood
"Go Deeper baby deeper"— Casanova maraDOna🐐 (@OlaTheOG) October 16, 2017
First of all, I can't give what I don't have
"Bring a friend"— donatella. (@sydneydonatella) October 16, 2017
First of all, I'm not even coming
“Can you cover my shift?”— J E F E ® (@willis_cj) October 16, 2017
First of all, I’m bouta quit.
“i thought you said you was done with him”— johanny (@jcxx_k) October 16, 2017
first of all, that was 3 mins ago.. he’s a different person now
“What percent you on?”— thot slayer (@thotlackin) October 16, 2017
First of all this my charger.
“You’re like a brother to me”— Alagb€ 👓 (@t0m_t0m) October 14, 2017
First of all, I’m a Lannister
Even SZA had to join in on the fun, one time.
"The weekend is a side bitch anthem"— SZA (@sza) October 16, 2017
First of all. U ain't eem got no man
What are some of your favorite "first of all tweets?" If we missed it, let us know in the comments below.