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Find Out What Would Happen If Dennis Haysbert And Morgan Freeman Beefed In This Week's Best No-Chill Tweets

Saying goodbye to November with a foolish wave...

Still recovering from your Thanksgiving-induced itis? Well, sit back, relax and let the digestion roll on because it's time to ring in your weekend with our Tweets of the Week! 

Speaking of the holiday, was this Big Boss Uncle at your Thanksgiving table? 


You could cut cold butter with the crease in this man's jeans. https://t.co/ehiTENYtvt

— Bey Phi Bey, Philly Chapter President. (@brownandbella) November 27, 2018


We already know the answer to that question. How did Black Friday go for you, though? Did you know it's called that because it's the color of the hole it puts in your wallet?




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This man was kind enough to present a masterclass on how minding your business is not only free, but it can save lives. He treated that gun like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park who couldn't see people unless they moved. 



In "next level petty roommate" news, we present the following:



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If you'll pivot with us to people being petty online, Samuel L. Jackson showed us he even suffers from folks reporting him to Twitter over harmless tweets. Reading his tweet about the problem in his voice will make your day. Shoutout to his hashtag game. 



Speaking of iconic voices, imagine these two velvety voices beefing. 



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Who would've predicted Issa Rae's Hot Ones appearance would gift us the perfect visual for what happens when you're in a job interview and the interviewer suddenly realizes you lied on your resume about knowing Microsoft Excel?



Instagram Stories are for our entire feed to enjoy, but don't front like you don't check on the "who watched" stats to make sure "that person" saw it. This tweet perfectly encapsulates that universal truth with best literature analogy.



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Daisy completely would have held her peace in the following scenario by the way:



And then, there was this gem. The paternity test has determined ... you're right!


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That's all, folks! 

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Tonja Renée Stidhum is a writer/director made of sugar and spice and everything rice. She has the uncanny ability to make a Disney reference and a double entendre in the same sentence.