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Another Edition Of That Viral Game Where You Pretend To Be Beyoncé's Personal Assistant Is Here To Make Us Feel Incompetent

Y'all should know: many users haven't gotten very far.

Update (May 11, 2020): The Beyhive member who created a choose-your-own-adventure game about being Beyoncé's personal assistant has created a second part on Twitter.

Landon Rivera, 19, first launched the game last year, challenging users to choose a proper solution to several hypothetical situations they might face as the singer’s assistant.

Social media users gladly accepted the challenge when Rivera brought the game back last week.

“Ready to do this again and get fired multiple times but act like i won,” one social media user said.


In the second edition of the game, Rivera scripted the story from the beginning. 

“After lying on your resume and hacking the Parkwood Entertainment database you landed the highest demanding jobs as one of 4 of Beyoncé’s assistants!” he wrote.

The hypothetical assistant starts off the day at the singer’s house.

“Make sure to assist all her needs and demands, she's going to an event today,” Rivera wrote.

The user then gets to choose what the singer will eat for breakfast.

“Yogurt, granola, and strawberries or a 5-star breakfast?”

Many users haven’t been able to get far in the game.





Some, however, are fully confident going into the second edition.




“It’s pretty much divided off common logic and some Beyoncé trivia,” Rivera told BuzzFeed. “I know more than enough about Beyoncé, so I decided, why not make it about working with her?”

He insists the game is just for fun and shouldn’t be taken seriously since he purposely exaggerated Bey’s personality.

“I hope she would laugh and not be too offended,” Rivera said. “Especially since I kind of twisted her persona to be a cliché celebrity.”


Original story (June 26, 2019): A member of the Beyhive set Twitter on fire by creating a choose-your-own-adventure game revolving around being Beyoncé's personal assistant.

Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD pic.twitter.com/26ix05Hkhp

— Green Chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019

The object of the game is to choose a proper solution to several hypothetical situations you might face as the singer’s assistant.

WHAT TIME IS IT @beyonce Her Assistant And Her Over-Power, Useless Bodyguard Helping Her Like She Is Mentally Challenge pic.twitter.com/lezx9lxQ

— Stupid Rumors (@StupidRumors) October 25, 2011

It sounds simple, but this writer only survived the first round.

I failed my queen. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/mvVnchLl6L

— Atlanta Wintour (@ashleighlakieva) June 25, 2019


The 19-year-old, Landon Rivera, came up with the challenge after seeing a similar thread. He hadn’t seen one focused on pop culture, so he decided to make one up.

“It’s pretty much divided off common logic and some Beyoncé trivia,” Rivera told Buzzfeed. “I know more than enough about Beyoncé, so I decided, why not make it about working with her?”

Rivera is currently working on another choose-your-own-adventure thread, and writers have approached him about creating a show. He insists the game is just for fun and shouldn’t be taken seriously since he purposely exaggerated Bey’s personality.

“I hope she would laugh and not be too offended,” Rivera said. “Especially since I kind of twisted her persona to be a cliché celebrity.”

The game has Twitter in shambles.

fuck your zodiac sign, at what stage did you get fired as Beyoncé’s assistant

— BB21 PREMIERE TONIGHT (@AlainaAppaloosa) June 25, 2019

no one: 
me trying not to get fired as Beyoncé’s assistant: pic.twitter.com/eD7S1gck7X

— . (@YonceVocals) June 24, 2019

Me after getting fired from being Beyoncé’s assistant for the third time pic.twitter.com/ZU7Fm1IAbH

— Minnie van Driver (@dollypartonswig) June 23, 2019

Me: ignoring my actual job as an assistant so I can play a Twitter game where I pretend to be Beyoncé's assistant

— Betches (@betchesluvthis) June 24, 2019

Shout out to the Beyoncé’s assistant for a day creator for making me care about a job for the first time in half a decade

— JasmineEllisComedy (@JasmineCEllis) June 24, 2019

Do y’all think Beyoncé got fired as her personal assistant when she played the thread on her burner account?

— neville powerbottom (@lilboy_leslie) June 24, 2019


We hope Beyoncé will forgive us for being horrible assistants.

Beyoncé has not addressed the game publicly.


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